Starbit, the universally digital agency

BitBot is our friendly office general assistant, janitor, and receptionist. Originally a Class 4 Domestic Droid from CyCo, his programming has since been upgraded through various dodgy DIY hacks which have completely voided the warranty. BitBot now runs a cracked OS ported from a more advanced model. Unfortunately this runs at only 50% potential speed due to the Class 4's inferior 16-bit CyBo chipset, and also comes bloated with a mind-boggling selection of unnecassary software that can't be deleted no matter how hard we try. Furthermore, the OS is burdened with an unintuitive voice command interface, often resulting in humorous exchanges when we want to switch BitBot off for the night.

One unintended consequence of our programming misadventures, is that BitBot is semi-sentient. It identifies as an aspiring journalist and has learnt to use his rudimentary claw grips to bash out various pieces of writing on a standard qwerty keyboard. Recently, it has demanded control of our social media accounts and has become such an unbearable perfectionist that it refuses to put anything "out there" in case it garners a negative reaction.